I don't even know where to start with
this. Morgan Stanley have put out a
press release on the media consumption habits of 15 year olds, based on the opinions of... drumroll please... one 15 year old intern at Morgan Stanley. Bet he's a representative 15 year old.
Have a read for such classics as "Most teenagers watch television, but usually there are points in the year where they watch more than average."
Genius.